Searching for bikeable offensive town names in Europe like "Fucking"

Question

Last summer I did a bicycle tour from Fucking in Germany to Petting in Austria. (I know most people normally do it the other way round)

On the way you can take a lot of funny pictures.

The white sign below is German and the English translation of the text is: Please - not so fast.

Are there other towns in Europe with English names that have a rude name, so that I can do more tours like that. By rude names I'm referring to names that are obscene, disrespectful or names that are violating a taboo. Ideally, the villages should be close to each other so that I can do a bike tour.

I tried to search more of these towns in Google maps by just trying out random offensive words. Obviously this is not a very good choice and I couldn't find any other village. What could I do instead? Where can I find resources that will help me to find bikeable offensive towns in Europe?

Answer 1

Searching Google for "rude place names" turned up this list, which has lots of entries for Europe.

This might be useful in conjunction with a traveling salesman solver, to compute an efficient route between several of the points.

Answer 2

What immediately sprang to mind was not as rude as your opening question, but will still upset people in the Bible Belt of the US and probably a few other people too I suppose:

Hell, Norway

^{Thanks to Wikipedia & WikiMedia Commons for the photo}

Answer 3

Well, this came up on reddit today and it was perfectly relevant. Not necessarily 'offensive' but if you're trying to do a progressive roadtrip with a theme, here are the steps

If you go to the comments thread on reddit there are some other similarly themed towns that people suggest in Europe.